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I am just a Kaiju who likes big smashy monsters. I friend pretty much anyone who wants me to. I am also Wikizilla's number one Godzilla Island enthusiast.
Godzilla Movies Ranked
This is my complete ranking of every Godzilla movie and Godzilla Adjacent movie. It also includes a few Americanisations! There are 68 films in total, so it make take a while for me to write all this. But without further ado, here is my ranking from worst to best...
68. Half Human: The Story of the Abominable Snowman (1958)
To be honest what else would it be? It's the American release of the original Half Human with boring new American characters. It also contains most of the Japanese scenes! Great, right? NO! The audio is all silenced apart from the Snowman and the Snowman's child's roar. John Carradine clearly doesn't want to be there. It's bad. You can't change my mind.
67. Latitude Zero (1969)
This movie. THIS movie. It sucks. It is one of the most boring movies I have ever seen! On top of all that, it has boring characters, a boring plot and a story so slow that I always watch this movie on 2x speed. I'm not kidding. I wish I could of seen the Japanese version because it is only an hour and twenty nine minutes but Internet Archive only had the U.S. release. Which is fifteen minutes short of two hours. Never watching this trash movie again unless I get the Tokyo Shock DVD and find the Japanese version is way better. I doubt it though.
66. Varan the Unbelievable (1962)
Jim Bradley. America. Sid Harris. Is there anything else that needs to be said?
65. Cozilla (1977)
They ruined it by attempting colour. At that point, just release it in black and white.
64. Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)
Look. I know this was meant to be targeted towards the tiniest of children. But so was Godzilla vs. Hedorah. And that movie's fantastic. So, uhh... This movie sucks. No good story, too much monster fights, unlikeable characters. The one good thing is that Gigan & Megalon are a dream team duo.
MORE COMING SOON!
Gamera Movies Ranked
12th- Gamera vs. Jiger (1970)
11th- Gammera the Invincible (1966)
10th- Gamera vs. Barugon (1966)*
9th- Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)
8th- Gamera, The Giant Monster (1965)
7th- Gamera the Guardian of the Universe (1995)
6th- Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (1996)
5th- Gamera vs. Viras (1968)
4th- Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (1999)
3rd- Gamera: Super Monster (1980)
2nd- Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)
1st- Gamera the Brave (2006)
King Kong Movies Ranked (That I've Seen)
2nd- Son of Kong (1933)
1st- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
What is a Godzilla Adjacent Movie?
A Godzilla Adjacent Movie is a movie that has connections to Godzilla. Here's a list of all of them.
Half Human- The Snowman appears in one panel of Godzilla: Rage Across Time.
Rodan- Rodan will eventually meet Godzilla.
The Mysterians- Moguera returns in Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla.
Varan- A junior version of Varan appears in D.A.M. (Destroy All Monsters)
The Three Treasures- Refrences to Orochi in GMK.
Battle in Outer Space- Considered a loose sequel to The Mysterians.
Mothra- Mothra will meet Godzilla sooner or later.
Gorath- The giant asteroid, Gorath returns in Final Wars.
Matango- Matango is in... Godzilla Island. WOOOOOOO!
Atragon- Gyotengo and Manda return.
Dogora- Like Matango, Dogora is in Godzilla Island. Dogora is also in Planet of the Monsters.
Frankenstein Conquers the World- Baragon.
The War of the Gargantuas- Sanda and Gaira appear in multiple peices of Godzilla media and references to the big, ugly man are made.
King Kong Escapes- Japanese title is King Kong's Counterattack, Gorosaurus.
Latitude Zero- The Griffin. I think the Griffin appears in a Godzilla comic.
Space Amoeba- Kamobeas is in Tokyo S.O.S.
The War in Space- Was going to be a sequel to Battle in Outer Space.
Orochi, the Eight-Headed Dragon- Considered a loose remake of treasuresx3.
The Rebirth of Mothra Trilogy- Mothra. Godzilla. They have already met, they will meet again.
Godzilla- Yes. This is not a Godzilla movie. It's a Zilla movie. I am going to get murdered for saying that.
Kong: Skull Island- Part of the Monsterverse continuity.
Ready Player One- Mechagodzilla. Boom.
Ok, watch all that if you want the full experience.
Rank All Monsters!
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My Godzilla Figures
Son of Godzilla Complete Works Set 
Toho Playmates SpaceGodzilla
My Godzilla Books
Godzilla: The Offical Guide to the King of the Monsters
My Godzilla Home Media
Mothra vs. Godzilla Madman DVD
Best Godzilla Posters
Artwork
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Funny Comments (In my opinion)
GAMERA -Rebirth-
VaderForVa: I rewatched it today. It was amazing. Probably gonna be the best Kaiju media of the century
KiryuGoji2002: That's debatable since Minus One exists.
VaderForVa: Minus One is good, but it aint gamera
Godrizza: which won an oscar
VaderForVa: The Oscars are idiotic
Rebirth of Mothra 3
JohnGojira: Looks like we got at least one decent Kaiju film in 1998 lol (I'm probably going to get shot for this)
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* 1966 was not a good year for Gamera lol.
Ultraman Can Be Silly at Times
I'm going to try and find an out of context picture from every ultraseries episode.
